delamitri
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delamitri

Trespassers wanted for medical experiments
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delamitri
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Married
Birth date:
1969-10-05
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@delamitri Good luck lady.

@raven13 Haha, so stupid. If you're going in for a photo op, at least pick out the right tool, ya tool smiley !

@raven13 ‘Hey, my head could probably fit in that.’

I can't even imagine alcohol making me curious enough to do something so stupid, WTF. Gee whiz.


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@delamitri My cat was digging Jurassic World last night. The big dinosaur fight at the end.

@Bread&Circuses My girls haven't ever expressed interest in the TV, but they definitely focus on my fish and all the critters outside.


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while doc is gone,try out his chair smiley


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@1FRAC1 Haha, good thing I'm a bronco rider! I might can handle this.


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@delamitri OMG that pic is a thing of beauty.

@raven13 He's so great. Never fails to amuse.


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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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@Bread&Circuses LMAO At least there were facts involved in that court case....


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@oldshuntr That is so odd. Portable speed bumps? smiley

@delamitri Never heard kids called that before, but sure....

@oldshuntr smiley Noooo, not the kids!!!

@delamitri Just the slowest ones....


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Trespassers wanted for medical experiments
Some years ago, at my place I had a sign, Trespassers will be composted, sheriff said that I need a mortician license, but sign was Ok.

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@BoonEvil Haha, cops with a good sense of humor. smiley

I got that Trespassers idea from my Dad. smiley

@delamitri Good thing it doesn't say anything about thieves in the night, cause I just stole a copy of that one! LOL

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@BoonEvil That WILL do it! I still remember the pain from those and my daughter is grown.


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Thank you for being a who you are.

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@Sƙყ That is so sweet. Love it. ❤

@delamitri Hi so glad you replied on a offensive reply to my comment, and it took only second it seemed for you to catch that, awesome you are. thanks again.

@Sƙყ Thank you as well, for keeping your cool in there. smiley


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@1FRAC1 Awww, funny and adorable at the same time.

@delamitri You don't take my slice❗️ smiley

@1FRAC1 Suck it Pizza Rat!


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@delamitri Believe it. I have two older sisters. smiley

@Bread&Circuses I have a younger brother, hehe.

Only he grew to be a foot taller than me in our pre-teens, so there were paybacks.

@delamitri Oh sh*t, for a second I thought it was a riding lawnmower. smiley

@raven13 That would have been a bonus. Little bros make good fertilizer when they're mulched. No idea why my Dad kept spanking me when I tried stuff like that.


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You D man!!!


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@😷just_box😷 smiley smiley smiley
It's not fish eggs, but still nice, haha.
Oh and the year! A significant one. smiley

@delamitri Thorough research is part of the service!


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@delamitri Ya, she'd definitely get me.

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