10 Things in Nature That Look Like A Penis

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We're trying not to be d**ks about this, but there's a lot of stuff in nature that looks like a penis.

10 Things in Nature That Look Like A Penis

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Oh my god! the PENIS is just such a GREAT universal concept...

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@Adrian∞ Exactly, I don't understand why everyone gets so offended about exposing it in amusing situations smiley

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Is that John Wayne Bobbitt's missing appendage? smiley

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@JudgeDredd It's not missing smiley

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@SimonM It better had been. Have you seen the botch job he got? It looks like as if his ding dong was glued together rather than stitched. I remember watching the porn movie he made to prove to the world he was still a man. That was the very definition of erectile dysfunction. He couldnt get it up despite having three girls working their best to make him rise to the occasion. After 30 min or so of that snooze fest, Ron Jeremey walks into the set, boings every single woman in the house and by the time he had f**ked every single thing that moved (except the goldfish), Bobbitt finally got an erection.....for 3 full minutes smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@JudgeDredd Are you sure Ron didn't do the goldfish? I haven't seen that film, I just heard of it. I guess WB didn't have a long career in porn? No pun intended smiley

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@SimonM I am sure the RSPCA would have sued him into oblivion if he had smiley

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@JudgeDredd By all accounts, even he wasn't immune to being impaled by his own tool so I doubt the fish was safe either, just not on film smiley

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SIMOOOOON! You clickbaited me!!! Shame on you! smiley smiley

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@DonRobusto💉M.D. I thiought it might work! smiley smiley

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@SimonM That was a surefire tip. smiley smiley

I still have material about the Walmart Wanker and someone who has masturbated publicly on Olaf the snowman. I will publish soon. smiley

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@DonRobusto💉M.D. Look up ' lower morden lane christmas lights', Years ago, I posed naked for a photo in Santa's Sleigh with Santa to see if it got into the local paper. It didn't but there was a rumour going around about a naked pervert seen in the area. I don't think that was me though..

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@SimonM And was Santa dressed?

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@DonRobusto💉M.D. Yes he was lit up in his red suit.

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@SimonM I'm very relieved.

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@DonRobusto💉M.D. Unfortunately he wasn't very stongly built so I couldn't sit on his knee and ask for a present smiley

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@DonRobusto💉M.D. That wasn't me either smiley smiley

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@Bread&Circuses Oh God. I have to have this picture. smiley

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Perfect form.

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If you can see sexual organs (penis or vagina)in things where you shouldn't, that might tell you a thing or two about your mental health.

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@MPA2000 Don't you see a little prick every time you look in the mirror?

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@SimonM Projections again from the hookers who laugh and throw your money back in your face?
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@MPA2000 I notice many of your memes have children in them.. Is that your daughter or a disappointed ex girlfriend or just a hobby? Either way, there's a pattern forming here showing what festers in your pervy little SJW mind..
You should consider using memes with adults, it will reflect/promote a less controversial image of your weirdness.

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@SimonM You aren't very good with witty come backs are you? No surprise there as you don't appear to be good at much of anything important.

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@MPA2000 Whatever you say you closet chocolate pipe smoker smiley

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@SimonM Fast! Hide yourself! I distract him. smiley smiley

DonRobusto_8095_booties

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@DonRobusto💉M.D. Is she a good dancer, I can't tell from watching this smiley

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@SimonM I'm not an expert, but she's definitely a show-off. smiley

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LOOKS SOMETHING THAT SOME WHITE GUY WOULD START PLAYIMNG WITH WITH HIS FRIENDS YELLING WOOOO

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@Hoobanger Sounds like you have some very strange white friends you hang out with.. Each to their own I guess.

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