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As a new paratrooper, I was struck by all the T-shirts on base emblazoned with the motto "Death from above!"

Later I noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared "Death from below!"

Then, standing in line for chow one day, I was served by an Army cook. His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and spoon underneath and yet another warning: "Death from within!"

Georgia reopened their economy too soon and now we are all going to pay the price.

As many of you are aware, Georgia last month became one of the first states in the country to partially reopen their economy. Under the new guidelines, restaurants are now able to provide limited dine-in service. Gyms and other businesses have also been allowed to reopen in a controlled capacity.
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Going to the movies is the best, but — because of the coronavirus — movie theaters are presently closed.
17 Movie Theater Marquees That Are Hilarious, Inspiring, And A Little Heartbreaking

THE ECONOMY IS GETTING SO BAD THAT . . .


My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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Customer: "Hey, can you help me find this book?" Me: "Sure."

(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)

Customer: "Thanks! How'd you do that so fast?"

Me: "Well, I've worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by author's name."
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An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The father said, "I would never let my daughter marry an actor."

The actor said, "Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me perform. Won't you at least come and see the play?"

So the father went to see the play, and the next day he called the actor, "You were right. ...

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