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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
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smiley I give her points for imagination lol


The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a ladies' man, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a photograph. How romantic, he thought to himself, very taken with the idea of this mystery woman so eager to meet him, and promptly mailed off a note and a photo. Heart aflutter, he opened her response.
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As a new paratrooper, I was struck by all the T-shirts on base emblazoned with the motto "Death from above!"

Later I noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared "Death from below!"

Then, standing in line for chow one day, I was served by an Army cook. His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and spoon underneath and yet another warning: "Death from within!"

Georgia reopened their economy too soon and now we are all going to pay the price.

As many of you are aware, Georgia last month became one of the first states in the country to partially reopen their economy. Under the new guidelines, restaurants are now able to provide limited dine-in service. Gyms and other businesses have also been allowed to reopen in a controlled capacity.
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Going to the movies is the best, but — because of the coronavirus — movie theaters are presently closed.
17 Movie Theater Marquees That Are Hilarious, Inspiring, And A Little Heartbreaking

THE ECONOMY IS GETTING SO BAD THAT . . .


My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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Customer: "Hey, can you help me find this book?" Me: "Sure."

(He holds up a piece of paper with the title and author of a book on it. I find it on the shelves and hand it to him.)

Customer: "Thanks! How'd you do that so fast?"

Me: "Well, I've worked here awhile, and the books are all in alphabetical order by author's name."
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