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Coronavirus One-Liners (Groaners)Posted by:
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* Finland has just closed their borders, so nobody will be crossing the Finnish line.
* Due to the quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes. * There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months. Then around the year 2033, we shall witness the rise of the "quaranteens." * World Health Organization has determined that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously being held in quarantine will be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. ... Read more |
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Donald - the bunker showPosted by:
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The real truthPosted by:
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Riskiest Jokes - Jimmy CarrPosted by:
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Then eyefall tower for youPosted by:
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Some Cats know how to live it up!Posted by:
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Leg TroublePosted by:
oldshuntr
This is what all of us 70+ year-olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!
This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast, so my wife went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door, and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly. So she went back to the dining area. ... Read more |
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Finally a good Trump JokePosted by:
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Practice Safe Protesting . . .Posted by:
Bread&Circuses
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The new Norm . . .Posted by:
Bread&Circuses
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The Donny and Boxy Show.Posted by:
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Sad but truePosted by:
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I am NOT a crook . . .Posted by:
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Fact Check GirlPosted by:
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Pelosi Battle PlanPosted by:
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WHO aka:World Health OrganizationPosted by:
oldshuntr
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