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(1) "I'll tell you one thing. If things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."

(2) "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long when $5000 will only buy a used one."

(3) "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
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(4) "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging dime just to mail a letter?"

(5) "The Government is wanting to get its hands on everything. Pretty soon it's going to be impossible to run a family business or farm."

(6) "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."

(7) "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 50 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."

(8) "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."

(9) " I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone with the Wind,' it seems every movie has a 'hell' or' damn' in it."

(10) "Also, it won't be long until couples are sleeping in the same bed in the movies. What is this world coming to?"

(11) "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."

(12) "Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president."
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The White House revealed the newly renovated Rose Garden Saturday ahead of first lady Melania Trump’s speech there Tuesday for the Republican National Convention.

New flowers appeared to be planted in the area, most of which was cleared out for the stage or podium she will use to speak.

First lady Melania Trump on Monday announced plans to renovate the White House Rose Garden, the historic outdoor space next to the West Wing and Oval Office.

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, "The Lord thy God is one," but I think He must be a lot older than that.

Anyway, God said, "Give me a light!" and someone did. Then God made the world.

He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet.
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Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars.

Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel.

Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable.

God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff.

Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

One of Moses' best helpers was Joshua, who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me.

After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them.

After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, "Close the door! Were you born in a barn?" It would be nice to say, "As a matter of fact, I was.")

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans.

Jesus also had twelve opossums.

The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His return is foretold in the book of Revolution.

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The light from a medical marijuana farm filled the sky over Snowflake, Arizona, with a strange, purple glow on a recent foggy morning.

Frodo’s long journey to Mordor to destroy the Ring and bring peace to all of Middle-earth wasn’t an easy one. But luckily for him, Gandalf was always there to lift his spirits whenever he felt down. Here are five times Gandalf tried to cheer up a despondent Frodo Baggins with stories from Warped Tour.

A retirement near the beach can be had for less than you might think.

Victim Chris Chapman says "nobody should go through anything like I've been through".

All of the produce that is grown at the Orcas Island “Giving Garden” is either used in the school cafeteria or donated to the local food bank.

The Giving Garden is just the first permaculture project built by All Hands on Earth (All Hands), a nonprofit dedicated to building drought-tolerant, sustainable organic food-sheds and teaching local communities the permaculture principles of how to care for the Earth, care for people, and “fair share” (returning surplus to earth and to people).

Are pictures of a flower that looks like an anatomically correct man real?

Like any eager host before of a big event, the first lady has spruced up a few things around the White House.

If you're some kind of plant wizard, you can do this at home and maybe never buy groceries again.

Sridevi is one of the most experienced Terrace Gardener,renowned expert on vegetable and flower plants.In her home at KrishnaNagar, Hyderabad,that is completely enveloped in green – filled with plants and creepers.Every inch of available space flourishing with nature. Sridevi grows a mixed variety of herbal, fruits and vegetables from Tulsi to Papaya, Chillies,Tomatoes,Brinjal,Curry leaves,Pomegranate and many kinds of verities.She considered Neem oil is a great pest control for her plants and excellent for health.In this video,she explains her beautiful memories in terrace gardening among these years.

How to grow plants from cuttings , Grow plants faster at home ,Rose grafting and gardening easy tips

20 AWESOME DIY IDEAS FOR YOUR GARDEN

Growing vegetables and herbs from seeds is cool, but growing them from kitchen scraps is totally good ideas. Regrow your basil stems, Regrow Sweet Potatoes, Regrow Ginger, Regrow Carrots, Regrow Green Onions, Regrow Celery, Regrow Leeks, Regrow Bok Choy, Regrow a Garlic Bulb, Regrow Basil, Regrow Lemongrass, and Regrow Mint will save you money and you can do it indoors. ... Just make sure you use fresh scraps and remember to pay attention to your plant, making sure it has the water and light it needs.
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In this video we show you how to get a proper compost bin started so you can reduce your food waste and make use of your scraps. When we send food to landfills, it produces methane — a greenhouse gas — as it breaks down with other trash. But when we compost food, we avoid producing methane and give a helping hand to the planet.

Today, I'm sharing a quick and affordable project to help you grow your own salad greens all through the winter!